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No music, only sfx 30-SECOND FIGHT — PLAGUE DOCTOR vs. SICK VILLAGER Tone: exaggerated slapstick cartoon, frantic expressions, harmless impacts, no blood. Location: crowded medieval market street. Characters: Plague Doctor, Sick Villager. 0:00–0:15 — THE ARGUMENT 0:00–0:02.5 — Shot 1 — Medium two-shot The Plague Doctor leans forward until his enormous beaked mask is inches from the Villager’s face. PLAGUE DOCTOR: “You are clearly contagious!” VILLAGER: “I’VE GOT ALLERGIES!” 0:02.5–0:05 — Shot 2 — Villager close-up The Villager angrily points at the doctor, then suddenly sneezes violently: “ACHOO!” His floppy cap spins halfway around his head. VILLAGER: “See?! Completely normal!” 0:05–0:07.5 — Shot 3 — Doctor close-up The Doctor recoils dramatically, wipes his beak with both hands and screams: PLAGUE DOCTOR: “YOU SNEEZED ON THE BEAK!” 0:07.5–0:10 — Shot 4 — Low-angle two-shot The Villager pounds his chest indignantly. VILLAGER: “YOU’RE THE ONE DRESSED LIKE A GIANT SICK CROW!” The Doctor gasps, personally offended. 0:10–0:12.5 — Shot 5 — Tight doctor close-up The Doctor furiously points to his mask. PLAGUE DOCTOR: “THIS IS PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL ATTIRE!” 0:12.5–0:15 — Shot 6 — Wide shot Both step forward, nose versus beak, shouting over each other incomprehensibly. Their fingers jab the air faster and faster until they accidentally poke each other in the chest. Silence. They glare. 0:15–0:30 — TOTAL SLAPSTICK CHAOS 0:15–0:17.5 — Shot 7 — Medium shot The Villager gives the Doctor an angry two-handed shove. The Doctor waddles backward into a vegetable stall, accidentally sitting inside a basket of cabbages. 0:17.5–0:20 — Shot 8 — Fast close-up Furious, the Doctor grabs a cabbage and bonks it down onto the Villager’s head. The cabbage stays there like a leafy helmet. VILLAGER: “HEY!” 0:20–0:22.5 — Shot 9 — Side shot The Villager charges headfirst. The Doctor sidesteps. The Villager barrels straight through hanging laundry and emerges completely wrapped in a huge pair of medieval trousers. 0:22.5–0:25 — Shot 10 — Wide shot Still trapped in the trousers, the Villager blindly kicks backward. His foot catches the Doctor’s backside, launching the Doctor face-first into a hanging sack of flour. 0:25–0:27.5 — Shot 11 — Close-up A completely flour-covered Doctor rises like a white ghost. The Villager stares… then starts laughing uncontrollably. The Doctor angrily shakes himself, creating a giant flour cloud. 0:27.5–0:30 — Shot 12 — Final wide shot Inside the flour cloud, silhouettes flail wildly: slaps, kicks, grabbing hands, spinning bodies. Suddenly both tumble out and collapse side-by-side. The Villager coughs. The Doctor slowly turns toward him. PLAGUE DOCTOR: “…That cough sounded suspicious.” VILLAGER: “DON’T START.”
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